"While watching Return of the Jedi: Me: Obi-Wan did that to him.
Brother: …Well he wouldn’t listen!"

Typical Ramirez's behavior...

  • Dad: "Amy why doesn't the remote turn down the volume to the TV!"
  • Me: "I don't know anything about remotes."
  • Brother: walking into their room towards the TV, "I can turn down the TV..."
  • Dad: "No! I want the remote to work!"
  • Me: "R O T F L!!!"

Conversation with niece.

  • Niece: "What does he do?"
  • Me: "He's the one who throws the parties."
  • Niece: ... "You can't just THROW people into parties!!!"

Locked my keys in my truck, got a crazy idea from my sister on how to get them out. Wait for my dad who has the appropriate tools. It takes three angry Mexicans yelling at each other to finally get the door open.

My brother made me wait an extra 30 minutes for him last night. This is how he apologized this morning.

“¡Go Radiohead!”

“For my big sister”

“For Amy”
“From Alex” :-)

My brother made me wait an extra 30 minutes for him last night. This is how he apologized this morning.

“¡Go Radiohead!”

“For my big sister”

“For Amy” “From Alex” :-)