July 2011
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“The American people may have voted for a divided government, but they didn’t...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
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So, one of those famous giant flying Houston roaches just walked on my arm while I was rummaging through a dark storage room. I think I was too shocked to react properly.
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“‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that...”
– LOUIS C.K., to his kids, on Louie (via inothernews)
Watchpopculturebrain:
TV Trailer: The Walking Dead Season 2 | TV Line
The new season will premiere Sunday, Oct 16 at 9 pm on AMC. Glorious spot.
I can’t wait!
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Clients From Hell: Client: I love the headline but... →
clientsfromhell:
Client: I love the headline but can’t you make it more….punchy.
Me: I don’t think it’s going to get more punchy than ‘We Buy Gold’.
Client: I want more with less!
Me: ‘Sell Gold’
Client: No, I absolutely hate that. The last one was better, just make it punchy. I want it to pop off the…
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WatchWe can’t let our space program go.
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Rejected Jokes: Zooey Deschanel and Ben Schwartz-... →
rejectedjokes:
Some of my very talented friends run a hilarious/amazing female-centric website called HelloGiggles that is slowly taking over the internet/world. I wanted to jump in a video of theirs before they got so big that they wouldn’t let me near their enormous offices. So, here I am singing Tonight…
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junkverse:
“Mad World,” by Tears for Fears...